Hemingway was the greatest man
The world has ever known.
He wrote he fought he drank a lot
And called Cuba his home!
Hemingway once caught a fish
Except it was a Great White
Then he beat that shark in a game of cards
And fucked the shark all night.

Hemingway liberated Paris
It’s a trophy on his shelf. 
He pushed a tank into a lake
And punched